That hose is never going to menace anyone again

Posted By on June 10, 2010

Apparently snakes are in a global decline. I can exclusively reveal that it is in fact the fault of urban foxes (well, why not, we’re blaming them for everything else at the moment). I startled the fox cubs earlier on by opening the back door and going out to find out exactly what they were doing to our garden hose. Hunting it down and rendering it safe for humanity vulpinity, apparently; there’s now a large hole in it and I feel some hose-shopping coming on at the weekend…

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